I... Am... That... HERO!!
Finally the 'stressful' extra-long week ended. (I got 4 extra days added to it) And I can finally crash and sleep longer than 7 AM.
The week was good. We had newcomers, visitors, and all manner of strangeness going on.
Speaking of strangeness, I was helping Katia fix her computer the other day, when she told me that her and Vix (My lovable, and extreeeeeeeeemly understanding boss (You are reading this right?) were discussing me.
I was disturbed to say the least, and was hoping that it wasn't anything bad, till she told me that they thought I was charming. Feeling rather good of myself after that, I continued setting up her laptop, as she sat beside me. Suddenly out of the blue she blurted out... "You look like the young version of that old actor. Clark Gable."
Anyways, after being thoroughly appalled at being compared to an early 1900's movie star, she went on to add the following...
"You know who else you look like?" By that time I was already foaming at the mouth, thinking of all the people who she could compare me too. "That old superman actor what is his name??" Someone in the office politely (while unsuccesfully holding in their laughter) called out. "Christopher Reeve?"
At that point I had been officially brain dead for almost a full minute. But the name awakened within me previously supressed memories. And I came to the full realization of what was my destiny.
To infinity and beyond!!!
No no! That is not it. Ah yes...
Up, up and away! *insert sound effect here* Whooosh!!!!
Since I have discovered my new calling in life, things have never been the same again.
Of course all of this falls perfectly under my plan for world domination.
It is hard living the life of a super-hero, the late nights, the millions of people saved who didn't even know it. And because of that, I haven't made any tests of my new found super-powers.
Time stands still for no one, even a super-hero. And so I must be off.
I will fill you all in next time on my trial of my super-powers.
I am going to jump off the tallest building I can find. (If I can find the bus money to get there of course)
Farewell. May good always triumph!
And may the forces of evil wither away as the leaves wither away in fall. And may... etc. etc.
The week was good. We had newcomers, visitors, and all manner of strangeness going on.
Speaking of strangeness, I was helping Katia fix her computer the other day, when she told me that her and Vix (My lovable, and extreeeeeeeeemly understanding boss (You are reading this right?) were discussing me.
I was disturbed to say the least, and was hoping that it wasn't anything bad, till she told me that they thought I was charming. Feeling rather good of myself after that, I continued setting up her laptop, as she sat beside me. Suddenly out of the blue she blurted out... "You look like the young version of that old actor. Clark Gable."
Anyways, after being thoroughly appalled at being compared to an early 1900's movie star, she went on to add the following...
"You know who else you look like?" By that time I was already foaming at the mouth, thinking of all the people who she could compare me too. "That old superman actor what is his name??" Someone in the office politely (while unsuccesfully holding in their laughter) called out. "Christopher Reeve?"
At that point I had been officially brain dead for almost a full minute. But the name awakened within me previously supressed memories. And I came to the full realization of what was my destiny.
To infinity and beyond!!!
No no! That is not it. Ah yes...
Up, up and away! *insert sound effect here* Whooosh!!!!
Since I have discovered my new calling in life, things have never been the same again.
Of course all of this falls perfectly under my plan for world domination.
It is hard living the life of a super-hero, the late nights, the millions of people saved who didn't even know it. And because of that, I haven't made any tests of my new found super-powers.
Time stands still for no one, even a super-hero. And so I must be off.
I will fill you all in next time on my trial of my super-powers.
I am going to jump off the tallest building I can find. (If I can find the bus money to get there of course)
Farewell. May good always triumph!
And may the forces of evil wither away as the leaves wither away in fall. And may... etc. etc.
posted by JM @ 9:33 PM
2 Comments:
At 8:50 AM,
JM said…
Offensive, I must say in the least Fiona.
Generally you are the one who laughs at my jokes. (Although interspersed with slight chuckles of 'Silly boy' or 'Someone's got your funny bone today'. It ain't funny, BELIEVE ME!! It is... "My precious")
Are all of those laughs simply pity laughs?
And if I do indeed take your suggestion, I should probably ask you to read them! *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *evil laugh ends* Ahem!
At 4:18 PM,
JM said…
Ono!! There went my Super-hero exuse for everything. Darn!
Oh well. At least I don't look like Mr. black and white. *grin
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