I am officially.... OLD!!

Yes that is right. I am officially old. (Or so they tell me)

My 21rst birthday was fraught with excitement. Work, work, and umm... Oh yes. More work. Normal day. (As all birthdays tend to be) Some of the few highlights of the day...

1) Tequila!!! (YEAH BABAY!!!!!!!!!! Ahem.)
2) BROWNIES!!!!! (YAY!!! A whole batch just for ME!!! Thank you Gabi!!!!)
3) Nanye's wonderful birthday greetings.

Oh darn! She didn't. I guess that just leaves 1 and 2. Oh well to be expected. Some of my best (old time) friends didn't remember so it's all good.
Kudos go out to all those who remembered! (Ok fine. Even to you who didn't remember. Yes, you too Nan. Kudos!)

P.S. Read the 'new' Shooting Staight.

My very own "Knock Knock" Joke

Am pressed for time, so I will give you the short short short version.
It goes something like this...
During the afternoon (yesterday) a mixture of giggles and cackling was heard in the corner of the office. It was Fifi, giggling at "Knock Knock" jokes she found online.
"Oh this is a good one! This is a good one!" She was yelling out all afternoon.
So by the time dinner came around I was hearing a knocking in my head. It went something like this...

"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanne!! (I want to be your man tonight)

Unfortunately no one seemed to appreciate it. People just don't know talent when they see it, even if it is dancing two feet in front of them.

Anyone else have a new Knock Knock joke? Let us know in the comments...